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Friday, September 30, 2011

Cuaba Divinos 2007

This is a box of cigars that I was extremely surprised and obviously pleased to open.  It was as dark as any box of regular production habanos I had ever seen.  These were darker than some Edicion Limitadas or "Maduro" wrapped Cohibas I have seen lately.  The wrapper color was reminiscent of the 1980s habanos I remember vaguely.  It was not as beautiful, for the former wrappers were extremely toothy and oily and just as black as anything you see today termed oscuro in the non-cuban ranks.  I held onto them as long as I could, but was talked out of the box by a friend in Michigan.  He was kind enough to cut one out for me once he took possession of them, and it was this cigar that died tonight.
I poured a pint of Abita ANDYGATOR to go with it, and it was not a terrible pairing, but this beer is not what I would call a premium beer, despite it's being sold alongside today's craft beers.  After many sips, I finally pinned down the last time I tasted the same general profile, and that was in Dixie Beer, which is ironic, as the Abita is also brewed in LA.  Heck,  Dixie is not even brewed in New Orleans anymore, leaving after the brewery was damaged during Katrina.


I put a wedge cut on it and lit it with no trouble, and it drew very well.  It burned extremely slowly and gave up smoke that I'd term medium to stingy, leaning towards medium.  The flavors I noticed were a very light tea, a predominant Oaky taste with some light coffee.  It burned through half it's length before beginning to change somewhat.  As this stick begins about as short as a minuto, there was precious little cigar to go when this change for the better occurred.  Still, with the slow burn, I was satisfied with the cigar, despite having a weak flavor profile.  The second half was much more creamy, also bearing slight hints of what the brand is generally known for, a grassy, more vegetal yet rich flavor.  I believe that living in a desktop for over a month may have had something to do with it.  I would counsel the new owner of the cigars to let them sit for a year before consuming the majority of the box, and to also store away 5 for a LONG term aging experiment that I KNOW will result in fine little cigars.  But as this one smoke went, I'd have to give it a low score, perhaps 80.  A good smoke for a Friday evening, but it could have been much better.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Cohiba Maduro Secretos - 2007

4 years in the dark was certainly good for this little cigar.  I went ahead and pinched a photo from the interwebs, because I smoked this at night and away from my camera.  I like to have actual photos of me smoking, but that is impossible this time. 

                            Stolen from tabaccheria-cavallini

This cigar had a medium to firm draw, owing to it's time in deep storage in a black lacquered box.  The cigar just sitting out was very much a mixture of barnyard aroma and coffee grounds.  It was covered with a thin sheen of oil and crystalline plume. The wrapper was colorado-maduro, with generous streaky red tones on a background of milk chocolate.  It gave a bit of trouble on the cut, I think because of it's overall moisture.  It was a bit like cutting a rolled up piece of tar.  Outside of that possibly disastrous beginning, the cigar lit extremely quickly and bashed me in the face with tongue-coating, rich smoke.  Initially, I was impressed with the molasses and coffee tastes, with a hint of something like steak-sauce or worcestershire sauce, MAYBE something akin to some pipe tobaccos you can find by certain manufacturers, that 'ketchup' taste.  This quickly dissapated and I was left with a generally toasted tobacco core, with coffee notes quite prominent and some sugary sweetness WAY in the back, kind of a pure sugar cane syrup taste.  God I love sugar cane.  This is the time of year that the first field-burning would take place and the trucks would begin to haul load after load of fresh cut cane to Raceland to the processing plant.  We'd ride our bikes down the highway and pick up the pieces that would fall off the trucks.  There is almost nothing better for a sweet tooth than the thick, rich, sweet taste of cane juice.  Where was I??  In Louisiana, apparently.

The cigar burned extremely slowly and gave up tons of smoke and flavor.  Not much on real flavor changes, but bursting with occasional mystery hints of taste here and there, like a good cigar should be.  Great core flavor and undescribable flavor hints coming and going throughout.  However, I know you guys don't read this to hear me say "I can't describe the hints", that's what every chump who fancies himself a reviewer says.  I have a job to do.  SO, I did taste, on one or more puffs throughout the smoke, cinnamon, cane sugar, mint tea, butter, bacon, ketchup, steak sauce, hay, coffee, dark chocolate, tar, toasted tobacco, molasses and tea.  This is a good compliment to a steady diet of minutos and perlas, a cigar similarly-sized, but totally 'dessert-like'.  A reward at the end of the day.  These are best pulled out on special occasions.  What impressed me most was the quality to be found after 4 years in the box.  This is not a cigar that tastes 'aged'.  It tastes fresh and new and amazing.  After 70 minutes of pleasurable diversion, I have no choice but to score this in the 90s.....92 perhaps.  Great, but not ethereal yet.  My suggestion is to pick up a box or two of these.  I am sure that they can be had from 2007 even today.  Hold onto them and treat them as special occasion smokes and you should always have one when you really need it.  One more thing...this cigar will never be accused of tasting much like a Cohiba, but that seems to be the style in Habanos today, roll some good cigars, and put whatever band you like on them, call them 'special'.  The quality that should be the hallmark of any Cohiba, however, is certainly there.  But if you are looking for Lanceros with a dark wrapper, or Esplendidos Junior Maduro, you will ultimately be disappointed.  Well, sort of.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Ashamed and Repentant

ARGH, I have to apologize to all the people who follow this blog for the embarassing lack of updates.  I owe you all more than that, and I see I even lost a person, probably out of sheer disgust.  I have been on the road constantly since August 1st, but that's not an excuse per se.  I have had plenty of chances to smoke and just have not done it.  In addition to trips to the Smokies and to Northern Ohio and Michigan, I have been to the Nascar races in Bristol, TN and the NHRA Nationals in Charlotte, NC.  I was there promoting a go kart race and was working 14-16 hour days, so even though I had cigars with me, I valued sleep much more than smoking.  Also it should not go un-noticed that since the whirlwind began, the temps have gone from the high 90s to the high 60s in my world, and this will have a great impact on the smoking life.  Perhaps more than any other aspect, such as slowing down a bit for a few weeks or being far behind on blog posts.  So here are a few photos of life on the road, some cuties I saw while doing my job, etc.  The first two are of particular interest, because these are NOT the celebrities I list as their names, just kind of "Muppet-Junior" doppelgangers......

Here is Hanna Montana or Miley Cyrus, never sure which......


Here is Isla Fischer I am pretty sure.............


Here is...well who cares, she's there...........


FunnyCars are funny..........


Top Fuel Final..........


TV Tommy Ivo's famous "Showboat" 4 engine dragster........



Sharon Roberts........this was just a cool shot.



Rails ready to run........


Eco boost........................................not.